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Yohohoho! Hello everyone!

Hello everyone!  I am Brooke to those of you who don't know me, or that freak of nature by certain enraged people who do.  Yohohoho!  I'm sorry if I scared anyone before seeing as how my complexion is so horribly pale and  I seem to have misplaced one or two vital organs, but it's alright, I'm okay.  Yohohoho!

So is it true that there are some sort of undead Akuma demon things that are trying to kill us all!?  It sounds positively horrifying!  And I would know horrifying, I've seen my reflection.  Yohohoho!  If there's any way I can help, I would be happy to do so, I am a man of many talents, although some might argue if I'm a man or not anymore.  Yohoho... ohhh.

In the meantime ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of all ages, I Brooke the Bard shall be trying to create a new musical group!  That's right!  Feel like your musical talents are going to waste?  Play anything from xylophone to bass?  Then look no further!  I shall attempt to accommodate your sorely missing musical needs with delightful melodies to play or to sing!  I am in the works of working out with the Black Order a musical store!

Lastly if anyone sees any members of the Straw Hat pirates that have a Jolly Roger like so.

Would you kindly inform me about it?  Thank you kindly.  Yohohoho!

Rinali's Birthday Song.

My fellow members of the Straw-hat pirates, I should inform you that I picked up a drifter the other day named Riza Hawkeye.  She's a very nice lady, but seemed quite content with keeping me at pistol point the entire way to the ship.  It's not my fault that I pointed out that she was wearing a white shirt and it was pouring!  Yohohoho!  Anyhow, I was hoping she could stay with us for a little while.  Did I mention she's very cute?  Yohohoho! Oh!  And did I mention I found a buyer for my Crystal Soul shard with the souls of a 100 gold fish?  ... well not really buyer, since she's paying me in a cup of tea together.  Yohohoho!

On a separate note, happy late birthday Rinali!  I was going to give this to you, on your birthday, but it was being quite stubborn.  So here it is ladies and gentleman!  A boot for Shadow, and a boot for Light!

Oh and I think I have the Lyrics here too,

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My head came off.

So today I thought I'd have a cup of tea, write a song or two, maybe play my violin, when a thought occurred to me thanks to the help of a friend or two.  Is it possible for me to remove my head?  I am a skeleton so it makes a little bit of sense that I could, so I figured... why not?  Well the verdict is my head can in fact be removed...

Now the only problem is getting it back... on.

I've been trying to get it back on for the last 10 minutes or so but it seems to not want to comply.  So I just want to make sure nobody loses their head just because I lost mine.  Yohohoho!

I have a proposal for you.

My dear Lady Michiko,

Ever since that fateful day,  my heart has been stolen by you.  Even though I don't have a heart, Yohohoho!   I now know that I simply can't live any other way, even though I don't exactly live in the first place.  Yohohoho!  So my lady Michiko, will you Marry me?  I have this excellent engagement ring for you!  The man who sold it to me pointed out that if you ever get bored looking at it, you can even eat it!

The World has Cracked!

So lately I've been getting this gut feeling something big in the world is just waiting to happen that will change the world as we know it altogether. Naturally once this even occurs every single bard under the son and his brother will want to make a song as an ode to it. But I, Brooke the bard shall beat them to the punch! Or in this case the song. Yohohoho!

So ladies and gentlmen, boys and girls, for your entertainment I present to you,

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Brooke's Straw-hat Christmas Song

Chistmas has always been one of the most magical times of year for me.  That's why I make it a tradition every year to write a Christmas song to celebrate it.  Seeing as how this is one of my first Christmases with the Straw-hats, I thought I would write a song to wish each and every one of them a Merry Christmas.  Now given how long it would take on a journal to write a verse about every single straw hat and then repeat the chorus over and over, I've just decided to divide the song up by Chours, Verses, and Finale.  The finale replaces the Chorus after the final verse.  So without further ado, The Straw-hat Christmas song.
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You Make Time Stand Still

It's time for another song! Yohohoho! Miranda, this one is for you.

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Also one final announcement everyone. I, Brooke the bard, shall no longer be taking requests. This may change in days to come, but I find that after working on this song I find I can no longer work this way, and must let my inspiration come to me naturally. You may still ask, but do not expect miracles my friends. That is all. Yohohoho!

Where there is Smoke, there is a Fire

Lately I've been thinking that I haven't written enough love songs lately. Then I though, I haven't made enough hot rock and roll songs. Then it finally dawned on me, why not do both? So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, Where there is Smoke, there is a fire.

~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~You can't resist the lure of the flame,
And the flame really needs a smoke,
That you can't see this is a real shame,
but your passion keeps your burning love stoked~

~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~The flame starts to dance in a mesmerizing way,
And the smoke begins to follow through,
Why they’re so inseparable no one can say,
But I know one thing that’s certainly true~

~Where there is smoke, there is a
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~The tendrils of smoke start to stroke your hair,
And the flames start to lick your face,
The only thing that makes you give a care,
Is that you can feel your burning heart race~

~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~The last thing you see is the flames going up,
But the smoke going higher still,
You feel like your body is about to erupt,
And you can’t feel a single
chiiiiiiill! ~

~Where there is smoke, there is a
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

Lastly, to Gokudera. Tune in for my next song, You make time stand still. I promise it shall be a song you'll remember to the end of your days. Yohohoho!

The Boredom Song

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!



The concert was a fantastic success everyone, and I have great news!  I have been quite low on funds lately with buying a gold hook, some of it getting stolen, some of it getting taken for crew funds sooo... I am now releasing CDs worldwide!  Our fine musicians of course will receive a free copy by seagull mail delivery of course.  And here are the song listings for our fantastic CD!

For starters we have our ever popular song,
Welcome to the Grand Line!

Followed down the list by the following songs.

Kaku the Chibi Giraffe

Bullets made of Air



Sanji's Chicken

Road to Salvation

Like a Beginning Not an End

Princess Renge

Fire fist Ace

Luffy's Maniacs

Crocodile X Smoker: Crocodile Rock


Unicorns on Parade

Jyabura the Wolf

One Minute warm up

Candy Cigarettes

He's a Hitman

Goodbye for Now

And Last but not Least the ever popular and sung by all the members of the Straw Hat Pirates,


I would of course love to add any songs my fellow musicians had also played at the party, but I of course needed your permission before I released CDs with your songs on them.  I promise to share your share of the profits with you if you do in fact allow me to have your songs on there.  Yohohoho!  It was a blast everybody!  Thank you so much for attending!  So if you'd like to buy a CD at the low, low price of 1400 Beri contact me here and I'll send you a copy as soon as it's published!

Everyone is invited to come to this party and just magically show up to hear the music that will be in store.

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Everybody may I have your attention please!! This is a reminder that in but a mere week (October 10th) I Brooke the Bard shall be holding my musical extravaganza party and would like everyone to attend! A night of music, dancing, food, tea, and pleasant conversation awaits! It'll be a Straw Hat party the likes of which is rarely seen so don't miss out on this fantastic chance! So I would like a confirmation on all our lovely musicians who shall be joining us!

To my fellow Straw Hat pirates, I would like all of you to come on stage with me at the end of the show for a rousing Chorus of Bink's sake! We shall have lots of fun I assure you! By the way, what island do you think we should throw this party on anyways? It seems a little silly to just have it out at sea, less room that way.

So far our musicians who shall sing with me or play instruments on stage (willingly) include:
Touya Kinomoto
Cheshire Cat

By Midnight on Thursday I shall no longer be accepting new participants on stage so please join with me while you still can and show your musical talents to the world!

And this, shall be our opening number of the party night!

I look forward to seeing you all there! Even though I don't have any eyes for seeing. Yohohoho!
Starting on the 25th of September, I Brooke the skeleton bard shall be throwing a giant musical extravaganza party/concert on the Straw hat Pirate ship, and everybody is invited!

Sanji!  We'll be needing about 2 tons of food!  Franky!  We'll be needing a stage for all our musicians that will be joining me on stage!  Nami!  We should probably find some sort of island we can station at in case the thousand sunny get's too crowded.  I think that takes care of things I wanted from our fine crew mates.

Too all those that are musically inclined, you are welcome to join me on stage while I sing every single song I've ever written with a grand finale of Bink's Sake!

So far our musicians include:
Touya Kinomoto

This list shall grow with each person who'd like to join me so feel free to sign up!

So come to Brooke's Musical madness with music, dancing, good food, and fun for everyone! (even grumpy marines)  I'll be busily making preperations like making sure I have my music together.

(ooc: while on the main deck the songs are playing in blah, blah, order and people can dance to it and whatever if they feel like and on the main stage Brooke shall be leading the musicans on with breaks in-between.  And by leading I mean that I'll be linking the songs and he will be simply talking to them inbetween songs.  Makes sense to everybody?  Oh and I'll be putting every song I've ever written sung by me on to youtube and give links during the party so that everybody can hear them.  If you contact me, I'll also give you links to where you can download them or I can send them to you via AIM.)

Edit: As much as it may inconvenience people, the date must be moved to the 10th of October so I have the time needed to prepare!  Sorry Everyone.

Parting, is such sweet sorrow

To my fellow Nakama of the Straw Hat Pirate crew, I would like to apologize.  I cannot exactly be on the thousand sunny right now until I have sorted a few things out... so I shall be staying on the Vongola ship until that time.  I know you shall all miss me terribly but I think it is best for all involved parties if I were to leave for a while until maybe I can overcome my... problems.  So as not to hinder anyone, I shall make the journey by foot.  I suspect I shall return with in a week's time, but in case of emergency you may contact me through this journal.  So, for now my closest friends, I leave you with this one last little song.
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Oh and thank you Mr. Wright for inviting me to stay with you for the duration of my... problems.  Hey, since we're going to be on the same ship for a little while, can I stay in your room Miss Trucy?  Yohohoho!

(ooc: For all of you who are curious Brooke is going over to the Vongola to teach Phoenix the piano some more and because he wants to avoid Robin for
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Dating and a new Song

It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!

Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!



Who: Trucy, Brooke, and the stalkers Edgeworth and Phoenix.
What: Trucy and Brooke's first date
Where: The Vongola ship's Lounge
When: Sometime Friday night?
Warnings: ... Not much really.  This is most likely PG if not G

OOC note:  We were up all night doing this log, but it was a LOT of fun :D


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