Ever since that fateful day, my heart has been stolen by you. Even though I don't have a heart, Yohohoho! I now know that I simply can't live any other way, even though I don't exactly live in the first place. Yohohoho! So my lady Michiko, will you Marry me? I have this excellent engagement ring for you! The man who sold it to me pointed out that if you ever get bored looking at it, you can even eat it!